If you really need to see a film in this genre (god help you) then pick Hansel and Gretel (yeah, I just recommended Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters). If you are looking for action, explosions, random nudity and an obscene amount of overkill then this is the film for you. Just an observation, but maybe he should consider cutting back on the “homeopathic methods” he uses to get so jacked, it appears his veins could burst at any moment (also this could be the reason his speech is so slurred). Not that what he is saying was really pivotal or important as every other word was either a bad action movie cliché, or a racist slur. Sylvester Stallone seems to have suffered a stroke recently because it is very hard to understand the words coming out of his mouth. It’s hard to measure, but I believe I lost at least 10 IQ points watching this film. The Review: Running Time 91 minutes (translation 1 hour and 31 minutes)īullet to the head is literally just that. What gives? Does AMC tell all of its theaters to keep the heat/AC (I have to account for the AMC theaters in Phoenix, AZ) off during the Super Bowl knowing that they are going to lose money today? Pretty soon I am going to have to put my gloves back on as I am starting to shiver. I am wearing my Sabres beanie, jacket and scarf. I didn’t know what to expect for a turnout, as it is Super Bowl Sunday in Buffalo (a place where football is worshiped as a religion).ħ:22 PM- You can hang meat in this movie theater it is so cold. Sidebar to power outage: This is what happens when you mock the mighty and ever so unpredictable Voodoo religion even jokingly (see Stevie Wonder “Very Superstitious” Bud Light super Bowl ads).ħ:21 PM-I walk into the theater and it is completely empty. The 49ers just blew a perfect opportunity to take the lead due to one of their rookies fumbling the ball (little did I know there would be a 34 minute power outage and that I could make it all the way to Niagara Falls, Ontario stopping for beer and crossing the border in time to watch the last 8 minutes of the game on TV). The Ravens are leading 7-3 and the first quarter has just ended. 7:18 PM-I am sitting in the car listening to the Super Bowl on 550 WGR in Buffalo waiting until the very last second to buy my ticket for Bullet to the Head.
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